The Hook: The "Mute Button" for daily stress and physical discomfort. This formula utilizes a massive dose of CBG (Cannabigerol) and functional mushrooms (Chaga & Cordyceps) for deep somatic relaxation.

Wholesale Value: This is your "Physical Relief" powerhouse. Position this for customers who find standard THC too racy or who are looking for recovery after a long shift.

Technical Specs:

Potency: 5mg THC + 25mg CBG per gummy.
Nootropics: 50mg Chaga + 50mg Cordyceps per serving.
Flavor: Pineapple

Comfortably Numb THC Gummies

Name: Comfortably Numb THC Gummies
SKU: GUM-003

SKU: GUM-003

$10.00

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Glucose syrup, cane sugar, water, pectin, citric acid, hemp extract, natural flavors. (Gluten Free, Vegan)
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Why Choose Us?

At Simply Crafted, we’re proud to stand at the forefront of the Midwest hemp revolution, renowned for providing an elite array of hemp-derived THC and CBD products.

Now, we’ve optimized our wholesale program to help your business navigate the industry’s most significant regulatory shifts. Choosing Simply Crafted means more than just access to premium edibles, beverages, and topicals; it means securing a regulatory firewall for your shop.

Our meticulously vetted offerings are formulated to meet the strict November 12th "Total THC" requirements, ensuring your inventory remains 100% compliant and profitable long after the deadline. We understand that your success depends on the safety and excellence of your shelves—which is why we offer low minimums, fast fulfillment, and lab-certified transparency.

Elevate your business with a partner who prioritizes your compliance as much as your growth.

Lab Reports

Lab-Tested & OCM Compliant

All Simply Crafted wholesale products are hemp-derived and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing for potency and purity. As Minnesota transitions toward full OCM oversight, we ensure every batch meets the highest standards for contaminants and solvents. Our products are 100% Farm Bill compliant, providing you with the legal integrity your shop needs to stay protected.

Edibles, Beverages & High-End Topicals

We specialize in professional-grade edibles, fast-acting THC beverages, and high-performance topicals. From our celebrated Mega Bite gummies to our organic, maximum-bioavailability lotions, every product is formulated with precision. Our catalog is designed to meet the upcoming November 12th "Total THC" requirements, ensuring your inventory remains future-proof and retail-ready.

Precision Extraction & Compliance

Our extraction process focuses on full-spectrum cannabinoid retention and terpene integrity without the use of harsh chemicals. Produced in federally regulated, ISO-certified facilities, our distillates consistently test at the highest purity levels. By prioritizing regulatory rigor over shortcuts, we provide a "regulatory firewall" for your business, ensuring shelf-stable, compliant products.

Flexible Ordering & Fast Fulfillment

We’ve lowered our wholesale minimum to just $250 to help you manage cash flow and maintain fresh, compliant inventory without the risk of overstocking. All orders are fulfilled within 24 hours with discreet packaging and insurance included. Enjoy Free Standard Shipping on all orders over $500, or a low flat-rate fee for smaller restocks.